愿化顽石绝情痴 嗔言入耳浑不知
犹念执手破颜笑 忽悔前身觅故枝
Wish I was a stone so I couldn’t feel
You’d yell in my face, it’d be no big deal
But I’d miss the way we make up and smile
Don’t wanna be stone, I changed my mind
愿生后眸观行迹 方知昔日言如戏
人间俗议懒相闻 且向云山寻旧癖
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
Then I could see the places I’ve been
But then I would know that you’re talking shit
I don’t wanna know what my friends think
愿作庭犬逐芳茵 闻得柴门雀跃频
怎奈寿短难长伴 待得君归已怆神
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I’d be so glad when I hear you come home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn’t live long
I’m sure gonna miss her when she’s gone
愿登银屏作戏身 学将悲喜演成纹
人前掩泪皆成技 哪辨真情落枕巾
I wish I could act in a show on TV
‘Cause then I could practice not being me
I’ll practice my cry, put it into my reel
But you won’t believe me when I cry for real
愿使灵台三倍增 笑谈决胜总无憎
却恐玄思深似海 不问浮生第几层
I wish that my brain would triple in size
I’d nail every joke, I’d win every fight
But I’d get too deep with that kinda mind
I don’t wanna know the point of life
他生或作陶朱富 裘马清歌遍九衢
一掷千金浑闲事 谁怜锦帐夜深孤
In some other life, I would be rich
I’d travel in style, I’d cover the bill
But couldn’t complain ’bout anything small
Nobody’d feel bad for me at all
若化琼浆入绮筵 千杯邀醉少年边
待得鬓雪繁华尽 唯有愁来唤旧缘
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
I’d get invited to every frat
But when you get old, and your good days are past
You’ll only want me when you’re sad
愿为君心白月光 舞阶伴影共流觞
一朝弄瓦啼声起 三叠歌残落夕阳
Wish I was a song, your favorite one
You’d follow the dance to me at your prom
I would be there when your baby is born
For two or three minutes, then I’m gone
愿身如厦接云檐 宿树避尘远俗嫌
叵耐方榻容不得 方知心事未磨歼
I wish I was big, as big as my house
I’d sleep on the trees, I’d skip every crowd
But I wouldn’t fit on my therapist’s couch
God, I could really use him now
愿代天工掌九垓 错裁日月又何哀
毁尽人间千般物 犹有痴魂拜玉台
I wish I was God, I’d never trip up
And if I did, well, so fuckin’ what?
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
Yeah, I’d be loved no matter what
若为天帝更堪疑 满耳阿谀尽曲词
待到情痴焚骨日 方知真我是迷思
But if I was God, it’d get kinda weird
‘Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
And then you would die, you’d love me to death
I’d never know who the hell I am
终愿本色作疏狂 不问荣枯自酒觞
君若倾心我便在 浑然不解我谁行
I wish I was me, whoever that is
I could just be, and not give a shit
Hey, I’ll be whatever makes you a fan
‘Cause I don’t know who the hell I am
一唱二和乱尘嚣 往复人间路转迢
且随拍板重开步 再向苍茫走一遭
One, two, pandemonium
Here I go again